Soap Dyslexian, Pale Complexion, Pepper Selection, & The Chicken Connection

Ever put the conditioner on first instead of the shampoo? That always confuses me. Like when you go to wash your hands in a new bathroom and you mistake the lotion for the soap. It feels so wrong.

I am so pale! How pale am I, you might ask?
I am so pale I have no tan lines. No bathing suit tan lines. No farmer tan lines. Nothing!
I am so pale you cannot see a difference between the outside of my arm versus the inside of arm.
I am so pale that Trevor is tanner than me.
I am completely one color, WHITE!
I let my skin see the sun for the first time in a long time this weekend, under the lather of SPF70.

I also made my Danish friend's watermelon salad again this weekend. But something went horribly wrong... It was way too spicy. Everyone was huffing and coughing while eating it even though they still assured me that they liked it through teary eyes. I don't know what went wrong, but I'm going to blame it on the jalapeno.

This time I used:
1 small watermelon, cubed
1 package of cherry tomatoes cut in half
1/2 a red onion, chopped
1 cucumber diced
1 jalapeno pepper, minced
basil
& a dash of balsamic vinegar and oil

I'll try again..... You should try it too, it is refreshingly delicious!!! But keep the jalepeno content under control!


I saw this chicken at a fair and it reminded me of Trevor: