Hoarder...Not High Maintenance

Oftentimes when planning a trip (and in this case an inter-state move followed by a brief period of homelessness) I seek out the wisdom of Spaceballs...

...PACK ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE...

In this case not an industrial strength blow dryer but,

A ceramic horse head,

A bucket of old yarn,

Random wooden masks,

Wiffle ball bats,

Glow in the dark frisbee,
Glow in the dark football,

Thrift store Bob Ross paintings.

A collection of gold mirrors,
A cat-shaped plate,
A toy-sized VW Bug,
A Flowbee,

A Clapper,
A small tent, 

A large tent,

A dire wolf skull,
Multiple ceramic sugar skulls,
A picture-less frame,
An oversized purple thermos,
An old clarinet,

A new violin, 

A shiny trumpet,
A fresh electronic scale which tells me daily to "STEP OFF,"

Three guitars of varying condition,

A box of tiny bird houses,
A zebra print ottoman,
A Macho Man poster, 

A Beatles mirror,
A life-size wall decal of Yao Ming,
An overpacked costume box,
A shopping bag of wine corks,
Recycled glass jars of various sizes, 

And most importantly, that 30 year old teddy bear.... 

AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!!