Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wedding # 2

Me, Mom, Colleen, Bridget, & Nancy
July 2nd 2010 NJ wedding.  The Bride (Steph) is a close family friend.  Our moms are best friends.  Growing up Steph and I  memorized every single line to Wayne's World.  I'd be Wayne, Steph would be Garth.  It was our Halloween costume in 5th or 6th grade. My sisters and I all worked for the Steph's mom, Patty, at some point in our lives.  My older sisters were involved in the meeting of bride and groom.

NJ wedding in the summer = hot + humid

Hanging in the shade:
The older sisters and their boys
Melting in the sun...Colleen & her date =)



Couple of the Year

Mother of the Bride

the bride and groom:


more sisters shots:
youngest ---> oldest


and the lucky bachelors :
Trevor, Josh, & Jesse


 Dance party



 more dancing

hey you got a banana?

I'm a bird



momma and the blondes:



momma and the brats:

middle children


Christmas card material


the soon-to-be-newly weds...
aren't you so excited?!



the angel child and her boo....



the dateless baby......




party time







We are HAPPY:


Future in-law..... we are not blood related

slow dancing...or sleeping?









 Runner-up Favorite Shot of the Night....




 Favorite Shot of the Night: these guys know how to party!!!







The Garth to my Wayne:

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

10 Steps to Becoming the Next Bride

1.  Be in the right position at the right time...no high heels...



2. Act casual and un-athletic...




3.  Keep your eye on the prize..



4.  Bend at the knees.....seriously?   .....yikes


5.  Reach for the skies.... how those knees doin?



6.  Time your jump....
It also helps when the competition is weak..   

7.  Pull it down...



 8. Wave it around




9.  Take your victory lap


10.  Thank the bride

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Snail Daze of Summer

The Sunday before last Trevor and I took a nice leisurely bike ride to the local mexican joint for some late afternoon tacos.  Discussing our plans for the week we realize that the following weekend (now this past weekend),  we had made contradicting plans.  I made plans for us to drive to Santa Cruz to visit friends while Trevor made plans for us to host our friend Jed who is flying in from New Jersey for a visit.... I had wanted to leave for Santa Cruz on Friday but Jed didn't get in until Saturday afternoon.  It was our friend Joe Joe's birdthay on Sunday so we decided to suck it up and make the trip regardless...even if we had to drive up one day and back the next.  It wouldn't be an ideal trip, but hopefully it would be worth it and the driving wouldn't be too much.   Trevor texted Jed to make sure that'd be ok.  Then he decided to rearrange the contacts on his phone and accidentally deleted all of them....oops.

The following week we met friends for a BBQ on Monday, had a "girl's night" Tuesday, went to bed early Wednesday, a different girl's "girl's night" Thursday, then another BBQ on Friday.  We woke up early Saturday morning, packed our bags and a cooler full of beer, made some chicken & cheese and hummus & cucumber sandwiches, picked up Jed from the airport and headed north on the Pacific Coastal Highway.  We decided to take the scenic route to give Jed a nice view of the California coast.  Winding along the Big Sur stretch of highway added about 2 extra hours to the journey but you don't get views like that back in Jersey.  On the way we saw elephant seals and zebras.  Maybe that made it worth it.  I tried to keep in mind that this was Jed's first time in California and may be his only opportunity to see an elephant seal and the Big Sur cliffs, and I do really hope he like it, and it was a great day fro driving it.  But part of me just wanted to get there as fast as possible!  Espeically when you're sitting in the back seat on a super windy road next to a big heavy cooler full of beer and ice and on the other side of that cooler are 3 fluffy comforters, a mattress pad, and a few pillows that seem to be expanding and every time the car turns the cooler creeps more and more onto your seat and you can't push it back because you're not strong enough and you know the next time the car turns it will only just creep back over and you'd only be wearing yourself out....holy clostrophobia!

Six and a half hours later, we arrive at our final destination....The Snail House.  Occupied by two slugs named Jimmy & Sally.  Jimmy is a friend of mine from Rutgers.  He also loves science but more so the science of dirty little critters and wilderness as opposed to sterile labs and medicine.  Sally is also from Rutgers but I met her after I graduated. Sally likes big critters like Jimmy and makes beautiful things with a sewing machine.  She also has really good taste in thrift store purchases.  Jimmy and Sally moved across the country together which was the first time they ever met in person.  Now they live in a house that's shaped like a snail shell.  Sound strange?  You wouldn't think so if you knew them...

For the past couple weeks our friend, Jason, also a Rutgers alumni, has been squatting in the snail house living room.  Jason is an ecclectric guy with a passion for poems, music, and good times.  He has an unrivaled ability to grow a beard.  He also has an endless knowledge for sea shanties and the like...

Our friend Joe Joe turned 27 on Sunday and what better way to celebrate the new year than a party in the woods with old friends.  Joe Joe is from Michigan originally but currently lives in San Francisco for school.  He took the two hour bus ride down.

E-man, lead singer from the band Emanual and the Fear (see Emanuel and The Fear of Getting Up For Work in the Morning ), and good friend to all, heard of this gathering of the minds out in Santa Cruz and made the trip out from New York as well.  His girlfriend Alice came along too. 

So that's Jimmy, Sally, Jason, Joe Joe, Emanual, Alice, Julie, Trevor, and Jed.... 9 people. Oh and Smudge.  Was it Smudge or Spudge or Spud or Smud?  Anything with an "S" pretty much went for this poor little dog that Sally was dog-sitting for over the weekend.  He was a pretty cool dog.  That is, he was pretty cool until he vomitted all over the back seat of the car twice and was diahreaing everywhere.  Yes, that happened, but no it did not ruin the weekend.  Although it did taint my impression of the Sludge master.

Saturday night started with a tour of the Snail House followed by pizza and beer, and more beer, then more beer.  Slightly inebriated, musically-inclined friends quickly fades into all out jam sessions when you live in the middle of the woods with a piano, full drum set, multiple guitars, bass guitars, and for those with less coordintaion: the tamborine and good ol' pots and pans.  It is here that the brilliant weekend theme song came to be: "Somebody's getting married to a dawg I know by nayayayme!!"  We also sang "Happy Birthday" to Joe Joe and had a dance party in the living room where we hoisted up the birdthay boy like he was part of a Jewish wedding.  The birthday party also included indoor skateboarding, a bathroom party with a ceremonial beard shaving, some good ol' porch-sitting, and excellent bed-time nest building.

Jimmy and Jay stayed up until the sun came up which was unfortunate for the rest of us as Jimmy, being one of two people with a door to their sleeping chamber and a curtain over their sky light, was able to sleep in well past the 8am-9am time frame where the sun rose high enough to creep through the sky lights and side windows blinding all of us sleeping birds and warming our faces to the point of  "Ok sun we get it, there's no point in trying to pretend...we'll get up already."  I say Jimmy sleeping-in was unfortuntate because Jimmy is a fantastic baker and chef and I'd imagine everyone else was getting nervous with no sign of Jimmy and must be thinking the same thing ....I wonder what we're going to do for breakfast?....  I never made pancakes from scratch.  I usually buy the pancake box where you just add milk or water.  If I'm getting fancy I'll add some blueberries. That is my baking specialty.    But I'm getting nervous that people were getting hungry, I'm getting hungry.  I want to make pancakes, but Jimmy doesn't have a pancake box he only has the raw ingredients and I never made them from scratch.  I was pretty nervous that if I started making them from scratch I might do it wrong and ruin all the ingredients and then Jimmy would wake up and be disappointed that I ruined all his flour and now he has nothing left to make delicious pancakes with and everyone will go hungry!... I waited a couple more minutes before deciding...I am making these people pancakes.  Joe Joe walked me through an online recipe, we added some red food coloring for some extra style and ...'poof'... salmon colored pancakes.  That'll keep the wolves at bay.

The day went on with more live music and everyone took a turn in the indoor/outdoor shower.... the shower which opens up to the sky.  Emanual took a nice relaxing hot shower, only to turn off the spout and have a bucket of cold water dropped on him from above.  Gotta love the old college humor!  As long as its not you that is.  Sally and I had a fashion show on the roof where I got to try on some of Sally's new creations and purchases. Then we gathered the troops and headed to the beach.  There we found two dead seals, played a round of "bump, set, spike" and extreme frisbee, explored a watery tunnel, and found the accidentally nude portion of the beach.  Later that night Jimmy the group divided into the boys in the kitchen talking about who knows what and the girls in the living room chatting about ideal weddings and what celebrities we think we look like...typical. We later reunited and fell asleep watching youtube videos. 

I called out of work on Monday.

Monday morning Jimmy made fresh vanilla bean pancakes for the group and then I took a bubble bath in their clawfoot tub.  We went for a nice long hike in their backyard which conveniently happens to be a redwood forrest.  Climbing around on rocks and trees and through creeks...you can get pretty wild pretty quickly.  Later that night we had a lovely dinner out on the patio, where we played the game: Name 5 countries that when spelled with all capitol letters will have all open letters  (example of open letters: E, T, L, S  example of closed letters: O, P, R, D, B).  Get it? Can you name all 5?

It was a weekend full of good friends, good food, and good fun.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Technically Declined

I honestly don't know the difference between a router, a modem, a server or a network.  I don't know what they mean.  I don't know how they are related.   Trevor's tried to explain it to me before and if I really paid attention hard enough I could probably understand.  But my brain just drowns those words out...


The IT lady at work sent me an e-mail this morning in response to my question regarding some software I was trying to install.  She replies: " I looked into it this morning and it appears that additional network access needs to be provided to the license manager server."   

That's all she said.  What the heck does that mean?    I just told her to let me know if she needed my help. HA!

I have about 300 pictures that I would like to post.  Unfortunately my computer memory is full to the max and will not let me upload anymore.   I tried moving some old photos to an external hard drive, but I think even that is full to the max.  I'm not too sure though...Time for a new hard drive?  Time to consult Trevor.... 

My internet at home has also been running ridiculously slow and takes FOREVER to upload whatever pictures I managed to get onto my laptop.  I don't know if my problem is with my overloaded laptop or the shotty internet.  Um Trevor could you help a honey out?

Trevor also connected the TV monitor to the desktop computer and bought a wireless keyboard that we use as a remote.  So our lovely TV is really one big wireless computer.   Instead of paying for cable we have  been watching TV off the internet from websites such as hulu, netflix, and our favorite youtube.  The set-up is great and fantastic and loads of fun...if you can work the d*mn thing!  I haven't been able to figure it out for 3 weeks!  I was talking to Trevor about it last night and he finally convinced me to let him talk me through it...

Trevor: "First thing's first...Take the TV remote and press 'ON'" 

Me: "Done....Holy crap it worked!"

I swear I have tried millions of billions of times to turn on the TV and have it work as a computer and it has never ever worked so easily before.  It had never worked at all!   I honestly think it was because I knocked the keyboard over while cleaning and some sort of magical voodoo spell overcame the demons inside it... doesn't that sound like a realistic, scientific solution?  I Love Science, but sometimes I really hate technology.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

LIFE: Lessons Incorporated From Experiences

Last year for Christmas, my boss gave me a pair of down feather slippers...the warmest, most comfortable slippers I have ever owned.  Trevor thought so too.  For the past year we have both gotten great mileage out of these slippers until eventually, inevitably they got a hole.  We continued wearing the slippers until there was noticeable feather loss.   It wasn't noticeable in the way that your feet weren't quite as warm, but more so in the way that there were feathers all over the house!  Feathers in the kitchen, feathers in your closet, feathers stuck up in the cobwebs in the corner...I am still, 5 months after throwing slippers out, finding feathers in the nooks and cracks of the house.  Lesson learned: sew up hole in a timely manner or throw slippers out right away.

Ever been in a store that has those shopping carts with a high pole attached to it?  Ever wonder what that's for?  I did.  I always thought it was for the store employees to be able to spot them easier.  Abandoned cart in aisle 4....shopping cart out in the parking lot between the truck and the corrollla... Nope, not in this store.  Those poles on the carts are designed to keep that cart in the store.  I found that out the hard way today as I'm scurrying out of ROSS Dress for Less with a cart full of goodies. Pulling my cart from the front and excited about my new basket and 3 quart pot, I'm thinking hmm 'where did I park'...BAM...the pole on my cart whacks the door frame and I nearly fall on my butt.  Immediately I'm thinking 'someone's messing with me' until I look around and no one is near me, yet everyone is staring at me and I look straight to the pole which is hindering my exit and think "sh*t."  I go back in the store, return the cart, juggle my purchases and walk out with my head down.  Lesson learned: now I know what the poles are really for.

My new apartment doesn't have a lot of space in it, so I make use of what's available.  There's not a lot of shelves or table space, so I like to use the window sill to put my little nick knacks, small candles, and things..  Before my grandma died she gave me these two little duckling statues.  I put them on the kitchen window sill.  I thought it would probably be a bad idea but I would just leave them there until I could think of a safer place.  Well before that could happen, the window was opened, the duckling was budged and now one of the little ducklings is headless.

Trevor gets back to California on Friday so I've been tidying up a bit and finally decided to glue that duck's head back on.  I get out the crazy super glue, dab it on the neck and line up the neck with the cracks in the head and squeeze tight.  The glue seeps out of the crack as I press down and the ring of glue build-up bothers me.  I go to the bathroom the get a q-tip to wipe it off.  Still squeezing the duck's head hard to it's body with my left hand, I reach for a q-tip with my right hand and pop!  I squeezed too hard and at the wrong angle and the darn thing's head goes flying up in the air while the body goes shooting out the door.  A split second goes by as I frantically swat at and fumble for the head but unfortunately I knocked it into the toilet...Lesson learned: don't leave precious, valuable mementos on an elevated ledge next to a moving frame and don't bring precious, valuable mementos into the bathroom.

My grandma would be mortified if she A) knew I broke her duckling B) found out I dropped it's head in the toilet, but most importantly C) if she saw me sticking my hand into a toilet without even thinking twice.  She would be happy to know I washed my hands and the duck's head immediately afterwards.  I dried off the head, brought it back into the kitchen and properly glued it back together.

Continuing on my now adrenaline-filled cleaning expedition, I move on to dusting and sweeping with my now seriously sticky fingers.

And who are sticky finger's best friends?........feathers...

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Land O' Lake

Finger Lakin' Good Part II



Trev manning the deer burgers at Neil's place:

Gwen feeding the ducklings:

Bundled up for the chilly ride home:









Family Hiking :











Post-hike nap:



Last day hanging by the beach: