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I'd look awesome with short hair |
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Bang |
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Oh Santa Barbara... |
Well I've been playing Suzie-slacker lately, so let's catch up from 5 weeks ago...
Weekend 1: Jimmy and Sally descended from the Santa Cruz Snail House for a lovely visit in Santa Barbara.
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Jimmy and Sally |
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Silly and Jammy |
Once upon a time there lived a girl named Sally, who lived in a barn in Georgia and liked to make dresses.
2,000 miles away lived a boy named Jimmy who liked sticks and fish, but not fish sticks.
One day Jimmy was on www.myspace.com catching up with old friends and searching for some new tunes. He stumbled across Sally's page.
Impressed by her natural beauty and fine taste for music, he approached her (via a myspace message).
An unsuspecting Sally, surprised by the unprovoked comment from a complete stranger soon realized....she liked his music too.
The two started e-mailing.
Then they started texting.
Then they started talking on the phone.
The first time they met in person was when Jimmy drove to Sally's Georgia barn to pick her up and drive her across the country to beautiful California, the land of hopes and dreams.
By the time they reached the continental divide...
They were in LOVE.
Yes, that mushy gushy kind of love that makes you want to vomit...
Alright, get outta here you two, there are kids reading!
And they lived happily ever after...
In a house shaped like a snail.
A SNAIL!
The End.
(To be continued....)