Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Your Q&A for the day

What gives you anxiety?

If you could do anything right now what would you do?
Get lost on a long bike ride to the beach during high tide with this guy

 What is one thing that makes you happy?
Watching friends marry friends

Who is your last friend to come for a visit:
Laura!  Raritan HS '01!

If you had to guess which one of these guys bought underwear from K-mart...wore it, then returned it...who would you guess? 
Hmmm...tough call
What is the last foreign country you visited:
What is your favorite Canadian Lego sculpture:


What is the farthest you've ever run in 30 degree weather?
about 9 miles

Why would you ever go to Canada?
To show off my scientific skills

 What was your favorite part about Canada?

The hotel changes the rugs in the elevator everyday.

Who was the last celebrity you have run into?
Jack Hanna...Orlando-bound!
 If you had to guess which sister would have a personalized Bruce Springsteen 30th birthday shirt and large limo magnet that matched her wedding part colors and who would you guess?
Nancy Pants
 Did they let you in the limo?
heck yea, they couldn't keep me out!
 Is that water in your cup?

Who's the Boss?

What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
something about their teeth...

How many sisters do you have?

 Who has two arms and loves hugs?
these guys

 What do married couples do for fun?
lounge in the sun
 Can you guess what this says?
Does it help if I told you it was Mike's birthday this weekend as well?

Do you know anyone who has ever won the lottery?
YES!  My dad's friends, Joe and Celeste, won $40 million in the NJ Powerball last month!!!

What was the first thing you did when you found out?
  •  I bought myself a Mega millions ticket!... I didn't win...but it was fun to dream for a few days.

What would you do if you did win?...
  • Buy a new couch
  • Pay someone to move the old couch out of the apartment
  • Buy an airstream trailer and a Volkswagen bus
  • Renovate the VW bus
  • Attach the airstream trailer to the VW bus
  • Fill the VW bus with weird science stuff:...brains...taxidermy animals...siamese twin fetuses...etc.
  • Start a traveling museum
  • Open a thrift store

What is your favorite part about jury duty?
The courthouse!  and the 2 days off work.

If you had an afternoon all to yourself where would you go? 
The Museum of Natural History

Oh hi!

nightmare material

What was the most interesting thing you learned there?
That Northern Fulmars, these cliff-nesting birds, can projectile vomit fishy oil up to ten feet.  The puke can be lethal to predators who can loose heat rapidly and die from exposure once their feathers or fur is oiled.  I really applaud the taxidermist's job at accurately capturing the heave-hoe vomit stance and making the vomit so life-like....How can I get that job?

What is your favorite thing to paint?

  • Pictures of me and Trevor.... children... middle-agers...

...and in the afterlife.

What is one of your favorite past times?

White Russians in good company
What first comes to mind when you see this video:

  1. I want to quit my job, buy a trailer, and sell antiques at the side of the road more than ever. 
  2. I am going to have nightmares about Giant Earthworms and Japanese Spider Crabs.
  3. I love science.  Maybe I should be a teacher...


GoAskMatt said...

Fun read. Speaking of science, your brain should be donated to science. I mean really, where does some of this stuff come from? :)

Nancy said...


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