Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Keeping the Christ in Christmas... as in "Christ, you've had a bad year!"

Here is a serious Christmas card that was actually sent to someone I know....

Disclaimer:  All participants and gender-related pronouns will be kept completely anonymous to prevent further depression of the author...

Christmas card cover:

"God's gift of LOVE"

Insert picture of baby Jesus.


Written text:

"Dear "______,"

Sorry I didn't write last year as I was really down.  I was going through another divorce.  "___" kicked me out of the new house we built.  I didn't go back.  I found out too late that "___" is a co-dependent person.  I lived in fear for 1.5 years.  I am much happier now back at the shop with my dog.  I'm getting used to being by myself.

I'm building up a camper van from a large Dodge van.  I will take it to Arizona this February and tow my motorcycle on a trailer.  Going to take a month off.

Next year maybe three!!"

Printed text:

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son..."
(John 3:16a)

Written text:


Cheer up Charlie (not the name of the author).   May 2011 bring you not as crappy of a year as you just had.....    And hopefully none of you bloggers and bloggetttes have had as miserable a year as this poor soul!  Happy New Year!


Jolly Bloggin


Bridget said...

Hahaha, love that christmas card! What is going on is this pic?! Awesome!

Mary Ellen said...

I love my honest friends....

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