Toilet Underpants

One of the perks of having a nice boyfriend is that they do all the gross things around the house that you don't want to do like take out the trash, kill spiders, clean out rotten food containers, throw away coolers that you left outside for months and used as a storage receptacle for bird seed through the hot summer and the wet rain and there are who knows how many maggots now living inside....

Well one more thing before you leave, Trev, could you get my underwear out of the toilet? ....pleaaaaaase....!?
 

You see the bad thing about having a stacked washer and dryer in the bathroom like this:

..... is that when you're frantically fussing around to scurry your wet clouds into the top loader and you forget to put the toilet seat down and clothes are flying everywhere, well something like this is bound to happen:

But luckily Trevor was around to save the day:

I've washed them twice and have not worn them again.  Something about knowing they've been in toilet water makes me grab a different pair.  I think it's time to throw them out....